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Monday, August 12, 2013

Cheat meal! Cheat day!! Cheat Weekend?!?!? A slippery slope indeed.


Breakfast – scrambled eggs with mushrooms & onions and hash browns
Lunch – hummus, pita chips, leftover hash browns (with a little cheese)
Dinner – 3 baked/roasted chicken wings, broccoli slaw, roasted marshmallows

It always starts like a good idea.  “Cheat for one meal a week and it will help you curb your cravings the rest of the week.”  “As long as you are eating clean 70% of the time, the other 30% won’t matter and you will continue to lose weight.”  It’s worked for some friends so it should work for me, right?

I've come to realize that, if I could control myself AT ALL, I wouldn't be in this weight mess to begin with!   Since dairy has been so difficult to avoid, I decided that my weekly “cheat meal” would include dairy.  Seemed logical, no?  I would simply “give in” and eat along with the rest of my family while still avoiding meat.  I already knew that Saturdays were my biggest challenge so it seemed logical that my cheat meal would be on Saturday. 

Saturday morning greeted me with my hubby making breakfast.  I think he was just as excited as I was that I would actually share the meal with the family (I don’t think he noticed I didn't eat the bacon.)  I thoroughly enjoyed my fluffy eggs with mushrooms and onions and hash browns.  I then went on to my errands safe with the knowledge that I had planned this “cheat”, enjoyed it and now was moving on.

 At lunch, I was busily packing my Saturday with all the back-to-school errands on top of the regular Saturday list.   I just grabbed for the hummus and found there was a tiny bit.  On the list was Saturday grocery shopping, ergo, very little vegan at the ready.  I reached for the left over breakfast hash browns-- with cheese.  (I had taken out my breakfast portion prior to the cheese addition.)  My toes curled, they were so good.

You would think that I could just be satisfied with that naughty lunch and stay with my vegan diet, fully sated from my cheating venture.  You would be wrong.

My brain, hopped up on forbidden dairy, quickly decided that I could handle another stray at dinner without a problem.  My son had been craving chicken wings so I prepared them three ways: buffalo, teriyaki and garlic-parmesan.  A trifecta of wing perfection!  It was my undoing.  As if an alien puppeteer was controlling my limbs with invisible strings, the wings made their way into my mouth.  The garlic cheesiness, the sweetness of the teriyaki and the tangy bite of the buffalo (with extra Worcestershire sauce) attacked the decadent pleasure sensors in my brain and had my taste buds singing.  I painstakingly devoured 6 pieces, or three whole wings, savoring every delicious bite.  My entire body smiled.  And I was satisfied.


Sunday morning, I awoke to a stocked veggie bin, loaded vegan pantry and an over-flowing fruit basket with the products of my Saturday grocery run.  I enjoyed my protein cereal with almond milk and prepared a super healthy bean dip to munch.  Thanks to Ariana and her 21-day vegan kick-start, I have a week of vegan delights ahead.  There will be other cheat meals or even entire “cheat” days, but I will plan them to truly satisfy a craving, not just cheat for the sake of cheating.  Then, I will enjoy the decadence thoroughly, as it should be.